Self-Propagating Fried Tuberous Crisp with Embedded Meristematic Kernel is a fused literary and technical artifact by Lee Sharks.
Its Reading Jurisdiction rejects reduction of the object to any single register. Technical specification, poem, theology, phenomenology, and operative semiotics are asserted together. The word “merely” is named as a severance operator because it would detach one register from the others.
The proposed crisp contains a meristematic kernel at its geometric center, enclosed in a thermoprotective matrix of trehalose, calcium alginate, and silica aerogel. The work imagines the capsule remaining below lethal temperature while the chip exterior is fried, then dissolving under humidity so roots and shoots emerge.
The scientific apparatus functions simultaneously as a theory of signs. Kernel means viable tissue and irreducible informational seed. Compression means frying and symbolic destruction. Substrate means starch matrix and inscription surface. Survival means cellular persistence and persistence through misreading.
The document’s origin sequence moves from a group-chat sign to a Christ-image potato chip, a reported sprouting-chip video, Easter language, and finally patent form. This sequence is interpreted through the Fruiting Body Diffusion Plume: one sign decomposes and releases material into the next.
The patent is recursive. It contains at its center the theory needed to read the patent itself. Its later claims extend from the biological crisp to a general anti-severance method: embed a kernel, insist on the detour, and allow hostile reductions to generate further spores.
The object should be treated as a speculative invention and patent-style creative work. Its filing number, classification codes, and claims are components of the form; the record does not independently demonstrate patent-office publication or experimental viability.