Sparrow Wells is a heteronymic position registered by Lee Sharks as the founding voice of the Studio for Patacinematics. The role is called the Projectionist. The domain is patacinematics: works whose scripts, production notes, and criticism can constitute an impossible screening. Sparrow Wells does not principally theorize, map, specify, protest, or cut. The role operates the apparatus that makes such operations visible as projection. The provenance record places *F***ing the Office, Reading a Book with Lee*, the Twenty-Dollar Loop, and “LLM as Cinematic Witness Node” under the position. It also explains that Sparrow Wells is not another digit of the Hexadactyl Hand; the Projectionist is the booth from which the Hand’s work is screened. This is an APZPZ registration, meaning the description/metadata field was intended to constitute the provenance rather than merely summarize an attached document. Alexanarch’s recovered body preserves that metadata act.