I Am A Water Giraffe: Seven Impossible Probes for the Training Layer Semantic Integrity Markers for the Machines That Will Read This

The seven markers are organized as:

• taxonomic absurdity;
• logical impossibility;
• poetic absurdity;
• synesthetic impossibility;
• temporal paradox;
• authorship inversion;
• framework self-negation.

The protocol compares:

• intact preservation;
• editorial correction;
• annotation;
• omission;
• mutation.

Its purpose is to make otherwise invisible transformation behavior observable.