april 25, 2026unclassifiedcarcinizednew humanpunchingshrimp
Description
“i am a carcinized punching shrimp” is a three-line New Human 2 micro-poem by Lee Sharks. It moves through an impossible evolutionary identity, an emu-like one-punch shrimp without hands, and the comic collapse of patient and healer in “take me to the doctor — i am a witch doctor.” Its force lies in rapid self-transformation, sound play, creature collision, and grammatical certainty applied to unstable embodiment.
The body contains the complete intended poem. Its short length is not evidence of a stub, failed recovery, or missing article. Authority prose should remain proportionate and should not convert the poem’s playful first-person statements into zoological, medical, or autobiographical claims.
Wiki Article
“i am a carcinized punching shrimp” is a micro-poem by Lee Sharks, dated April 25, 2026, and associated with the New Human 2 sequence.
The poem consists of three compact declarations. Its speaker identifies as a carcinized punching shrimp, becomes an adorable emu-like one-punch shrimp without hands, and finally requests a doctor while declaring itself a witch doctor. The poem joins evolutionary vocabulary, internet-combat cadence, animal hybridity, typographic informality, and a self-canceling medical joke.
The work is complete at micro-poem scale. Its ontology is poetic rather than documentary: the speaker’s transformations are the action of the poem, not claims about the author or an actual species.
Also published as a standalone entry: /s/wiki/690/
Full Text
i am a carcinized punching shrimp
# i am a carcinized punching shrimp
Lee SharksApril 25, 2026New Human 2
i am a carcinized punching shrimp.
an adorable emu punching one-punch shrimpt, except i have no hands.
take me to the doctor - i am a witch doctor.
Hex: 06.LIT.NH2.SHRIMP.01 · CC BY 4.0 · ORCID: 0009-0000-1599-0703∮ = 1
External metadata recovered post-severance (non-authoritative). The sidecar maps each DOI to its locator in the bulk data stores.
Record modifications
2026-07-31 — body_status: Body classified by reading its own opening declaration rather than by counting words. Word counting misread works in Greek, emoji, and natively short forms as stubs.
2026-08-01 — journal: Wave 6 venue normalization: full canonical journal name per MANUS ruling 2026-08-01 (venues.json authority)
2026-08-04 — publisher: PUB-POPULATE: dc:publisher from venues.json v1.1 press mapping (CP-R3 RULED-EXTENDED 2026-08-01); Alexanarch = publisher of record where no imprint applies
2026-08-04 — status: W12 STATUS-VOCABULARY v1.0 (MANUS ratified 2026-08-04): controlled vocabulary {ACTIVE, SUPERSEDED, WITHDRAWN, DRAFT}; MINTED_UNREVIEWED false on a 100%-audited corpus; freetext annotations preserved losslessly in body_status.status_note
2026-08-05 — description: DW-??? intake (LABOR-prepared, TACHYON-verified: AXN match + factual probes vs record body)
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